‘THE’ Kyshera – a statement from the band…
Kyshera would like to issue the following statement.
“After much discussion & debate, we, Kyshera have decided that whilst there may be many reasons for our constant lack of scenic acceptance & so called ’success’ (such as having 15 sections in a song, having essays for lyrics & a complete lack of being ‘cool’ or being part of any short term scene or trend), one of the biggest reasons could well be the absence of the word ‘the’ in our name.
We have long envied the ’success’ of bands such as The Kaiser Chiefs, The Lost Prophets, The Killers, The Strokes, The White Stripes, The Baby Shambles, The generic, talentless shite & of course, The Graduates. However, we have for a long time assumed that what actually makes these bands so damn hot is their complete unoriginality & their total conformity to whatever mass market, non-musical fashion scene is required of them by their big business owners – but we missed of course, the one simple similarity that was staring us in the face…’THE’!
So we have decided that with immediate effect, the band will from now on be trading under the name of ‘THE Kyshera’ & would like to ask all of those affiliated with band to recognise & accept this change. The Kyshera values your business & will continue producing high quality entertainment for sufferers of Attention Deficit Disorder the world over & we would like to assure you that this subtle change is purely cosmetic in keeping with the current market requirements of style over content.
So from all of us at The Kyshera, thankyou…”
